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Brian Harris of Port Macquarie has been “following with interest the current ICAC inquiry. I don’t understand why the participants went to so much trouble to recruit new members to the Liberal Party. Dominic Perrottet is one of 12 siblings, and he has eight children of his own. Assuming some of the others also have large families they have enough people in their own family to control every branch in New South Wales without the need of outsiders.”

Like Graham Russell’s travelling companion in Ceuta (C8), Ken Hudson of Evans Head also required a haircut to gain entry “in 1973 when I arrived at Singapore Airport from the UK”.

“Regarding the dubious dubbing of English language films (C8) into other tongues, it’s important to acknowledge the influence of the dubbed dialogue in Channel 9’s The Samurai on 1960s Australia,” advises Paul Taylor of Winston Hills. “Shintaro and his ninja sidekicks inspired a generation of Australian schoolkids to speak in guttural American accents while flicking potentially lethal homemade star knives (the severed lid from a tin of IXL jam was ideal) and delivering karate kicks at pursuing enemies. All good fun until Mum put an end to it when too many of her good sheets were ruined as we kitted-up.”

“On a recent trip to Poland, my wife and I were amused by the 1968 Omar Sharif movie, Mayerling, which also starred James Mason, disguised behind a huge mo,” recalls Alan Marel of North Curl Curl. “It was in the original English, but with the volume turned right down, and a Polish male basically reading all the parts in a dull monotone. There were Polish subtitles, and also a lady standing in the lower-right corner doing sign language, which didn’t make any sense at all unless included for illiterates. Also hilarious was watching Hogan’s Heroes in Germany, dubbed into German.”

Herman Beyersdorf of Corrimal is familiar with the sound barrier: “Flying in the good old days when international flights still featured movies on a universal screen, the whole plane cracked up when it was announced that passengers should purchase their $2 headset and that the movie would be … Silent Movie!”

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Caz Willis of Bowral is happy for the Australian underwater hockey team (C8) to adopt the Harold Holt Hockeyroos appellation but insists that “all games be played at the Harold Holt Swim Centre in Glen Iris. Perfect synergy.”

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