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Can’t afford to buy a house in Tuscany? These TV shows will let you dream about it

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By Paul Kalina
New series 1 Euro House follows Block judges Shaynna Blaze and Darren Palmer renovating a home in Sicily. Nine

Most reality shows rely on jeopardy or some kind of life-changing quest. They feature lucky contestants hoping to be recognised for their cooking or singing talents. Or average folk renovating a home or searching for a soulmate. The higher the stakes, the more relatable the challenge, the better.

But a spate of recent shows have upped the ante on a stalwart TV genre: the home renovation. They’ve set their sights on something more ambitious than plumping the cushions or installing the latest must-have kitchen gadget.

What if you could up sticks, leave the nine-to-five grind behind and start a new life on the other side of the world? Say, in a hilltop town in Tuscany; in a fairytale-worthy chateau in France; bottling your own wine in Spain; capping off a day on the tools with an Aperol spritz on a beach in Sicily?

Producers are always looking for a good hook and a bargain. So when a number of European nations introduced “one Euro schemes” several years ago, TV-makers were quick to see the possibilities.

These schemes, which have been flooded with interest, allow non-residents to purchase rundown and abandoned houses in remote villages that are at risk of becoming ghost towns. For a token sum, the houses can be purchased on the condition that they are renovated, to be used by foreigners looking for a life change, a holiday house or the chance to turn a tidy profit when the house is flipped.

Admittedly, the appealing proposition masks some sobering facts. Across Europe, traditional villages are dying because of declining birthrates and ageing populations, inheritance laws, poverty, unemployment and industrialisation.

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The TV shows these initiatives have spawned don’t make too much mention of this. But as armchair adventures go, they have an irresistible appeal.

Shaynna Blaze and Darren Palmer host new series 1 Euro House.
Shaynna Blaze and Darren Palmer host new series 1 Euro House.Nine

1 Euro House (Nine*, October 6)

The Block judges Shaynna Blaze and Darren Palmer are getting their hands dirty. Blaze has purchased a €1 home, sight unseen, in a remote village in Sicily and enlisted Palmer to help make it habitable.

It begins with a small, abandoned stone terrace in Castronovo, a hilltop village with a population of 2800. With a budget of €210,000 ($342,000), they set to work with an ex-pat British builder (who also appears in Amanda and Alan’s Italian Job). A can-do spirit pervades this show, which doesn’t sugar-coat what’s in store for the intrepid and aspirational €1 renovator and sees the presenters finding thrifty solutions to design and decorating tasks rather than sponsored products.

It feels like a fun vacation job for the duo, though their tricks from The Block – such as a room reveal and confected shock when a building problem is uncovered – seem unnecessary.

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Amanda Holden and Alan Carr in Amanda and Alan’s Italian Job.
Amanda Holden and Alan Carr in Amanda and Alan’s Italian Job.Voltage TV

Amanda and Alan’s Italian Job (ABC iview), Amanda and Alan’s Greek Job (Binge), Amanda and Alan’s Spanish Job (Binge)

British TV personalities Amanda Holden and Alan Carr have spent the past few European summers renovating rundown houses in Spain, Italy (twice) and most recently Greece. Their shows follow a familiar template as they inevitably realise they under-estimated the scope of the tasks they face, call in local trades, explore the local sights and visit compatriots who have made the big move, then eventually congratulate themselves on their achievements.

The main selling point of the hugely popular franchise is their easy camaraderie. Their on-screen chemistry is raucous and blue. Despite the dust and racket, Holden always looks like she just stepped out of hair and make-up, while Carr constantly reminds us that he has no practical skills and will never waste the chance for a snarky pun or campy innuendo. It’s naff as hell and forgets at times that it’s actually a renovation show, but that doesn’t seem to bother its legion of fans in the UK and Australia.

Australians Banjo Beale and Rohan Christopher star in Banjo and Ro’s Grand Island Hotel.
Australians Banjo Beale and Rohan Christopher star in Banjo and Ro’s Grand Island Hotel.Nine

Banjo and Ro’s Grand Island Hotel (9Now)

Banjo Beale and Rohan Christopher are a couple of Australians who ended up in Scotland’s remote Hebrides after years of backpacking adventures and travel. In this series, they are turning a dilapidated 27-room mansion with no running water or electricity into a hotel on the tiny island of Ulva. The island has been owned since 2018 by local residents who want to bring life back to the remote backwater, the building overseen by a charitable trust.

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This isn’t a cookie-cutter makeover show. Beale, who looks after the decorating side of things while Christopher tends to the tools, has a taste for the esoteric and unconventional. And Ulva, with just 16 residents and accessible only by ferry from the island Mull, is as far off the beaten track as renovation porn has ever travelled. Their show is less an extended ad for the boutique hotel it is destined to become than a portrait of a remote farming community perched at the very edge of the world. When Australians are described as individualists with an adventurous streak, think of Beale and Christopher.

Angel and Dick Strawbridge from Escape to the Chateau.
Angel and Dick Strawbridge from Escape to the Chateau.

Escape to the Chateau (7Plus, 9Now, Binge)

This sprawling lifestyle show falls outside €1 schemes, but it nails the escapist fantasy that those other series play with. Dick Strawbridge, an engineer and former lieutenant in the British army, and his flame-haired wife Angel purchased a derelict 45-room chateau in France. In between restoring the magnificent pile (which is partly used as a high-end wedding venue) and raising two children, the couple indulge in their various and many hobbies, from tinkering and practical building to crafting, dressmaking and cookery.

Want some unvarnished truth? Try The One Euro House Dream – Italy (ABC iview)

This 2024 episode of Foreign Correspondent looks at Italy’s €1 scheme, via a hilltop town in Sicily called Mussomeli. But it presents a far less telegenic vision of la dolce vita than what’s served up in Amanda and Alan. This is a village in decline, where houses are being bought not by cashed-up holiday-homeowners but by people priced out of more expensive European cities and the children of families who moved away.

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