Do me a favor. The minute you find out where we report to surrender, let me know.
Well, it’s only Friday, and already another week of warped wonder.
With Pete Alonso off to Baltimore — it’s now LFGO! — Mets fans will still be more than welcomed to bet on Alonso’s No. 20 in Steve Cohen’s Citi Field-side Born To Lose Casino.
More gambling: I’ll bet you thought that the week’s most aggravating voting result was provided by something called the Baseball Hall of Fame’s Contemporary Baseball Era committee that chose Jeff Kent, thus again leaving Don Mattingly to Topps Baseball Card Keeper enshrinement.
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