Reggaeton and Latin trap artist Bad Bunny is this year’s Super Bowl halftime show performer. The Onion sat down with the musician to discuss the upcoming show.
The Onion : How did you book the halftime show?
Bad Bunny: Roger Goodell is my cousin.
What can we expect from this year’s halftime show?
I’ve been practicing that magic trick where you pour a pitcher of milk into a rolled up newspaper and it disappears.
What do you say to those who claim you’re not American?
I understand it’s confusing to encounter an American who can speak two different languages.
Any advice for young people trying to become musicians?
Just go for it. Don’t let anyone tell you you’re too charismatic and talented to succeed.
What message do you hope America takes away from your performance?
Circumcision. Is. Child. Abuse.
What’s next for you?
I’m going to eat a whole pizza while catching up on Pluribus.
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