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Study: Reading For Fun Down Among Schoolchildren

New Education Department data found a double-digit decline in the number of school-aged children who read for fun almost every day, with the share...

Elderly Man Uses Library To Print Out Pornography

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Shams Charania Casually Tells Colleagues He Really Looking Forward To Breaking Michael Jordan’s Death

CHICAGO—Anticipating the announcement would rank among the biggest scoops of his career, ESPN senior NBA insider Shams Charania is...

Study: More Americans Foregoing College In Favor Of Letting The Carnival Sort Them Out

COLUMBIA, MO—Surveying a wide cross section of Americans aged 18 to 24, a new study published Tuesday by researchers...

Daring Fusion Restaurant Mixes Texan, Mexican Flavors

AMARILLO, TX—Expressing astonishment over the unorthodox combination of the two distinct cuisines, local customers described the remarkable culinary innovation...

The Keir Starmer Stasi Social Media Policy: Protecting Children or a De Facto ID Requirement for All?

Prime Minister Keir Starmer has announced a major new Stasi policy: a ban on social media use for children...

Artist Profile: Olivia Rodrigo

Singer-songwriter Olivia Rodrigo has released her highly anticipated third studio album, You Seem Pretty Sad For A Girl So...

NASA Criticized For Selecting All-Male Artemis III Crew

Many online criticized NASA’s decision to select only male astronauts for its upcoming Artemis III mission, with Administrator Jared...