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Trump To Cut Off Aid To Israel

President Trump announced the U.S. would terminate $4 billion in aid to Israel at the end of the year, claiming “they don’t need it.”...

Convicted Rapist Russell Brand to go to Prison

Oh dearie wearie, a bit of anal rapey has been happening, and to this end sentences were passed today by the Crown Court, thus...
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Tips For Writing A Novel

The National Book Awards will take place Nov. 18, with novelists Edwidge Danticat and Hannah Lillith Assadi among the...

Bain Capital Acquires Tibetan Buddhism For $35 Million

DHARAMSHALA, INDIA—In a move that adds diverse value to the global investment firm’s holdings,  Bain Capital announced Thursday the...

Alex Garland Regrets Blowing Most Of ‘Elden Ring’ Budget On DEX

NEW YORK—Voicing concern that he had misallocated much of the $200 million A24 had provided, director Alex Garland made...

Nation Watches Helplessly As 2028 Election Cycle Begins

WASHINGTON—Exhibiting a growing sense of panic as screens lit up with rumors and speculation about potential candidates, the nation...

Melania Trump Drops Accent While Visiting Parents In Iowa Hometown

LE MARS, IA—As she spoke of how excited she was to take a break from her White House duties...

Why Hasn’t Abdul El-Sayed Accomplished Any Of His Campaign Goals Since Winning 2 Minutes Ago?

Click here to accept Marketing cookies and load this content https://youtube.com/watch?v=4vkqSigZeDI&feature=oembed In The Know’s Midterm 2026 Election Panel debates if El-Sayed’s...