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People’s Republic of Soviet Britain Urgent Bulletin Regarding Comrade Starmer

Satirical News admin - June 22, 2026

Comrades, today Comrade Starmer was liquidated and processed into Net Zero Juice. He had been hiding in his bunker for over 4 weeks. Stasi...

“Comrades, they are coming for me on Monday! This is it!”

Satirical News admin - June 21, 2026

I write to you from my bunker. I will be ousted as your comrade-in-chief tomorrow because of a far-left coup. The dastardly Marxist Commissar...

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International Box Day 19th June 2026

Animal/wildlife admin - June 19, 2026

Peanut butter and jelly, salt and pepper, bacon and eggs, cats and…boxes? That’s right. Plenty of cat owners have...

What To Know About Screwworm

Satirical News admin - June 19, 2026

A flesh-eating fly known as New World screwworm has been found in livestock in Texas. Here’s everything you need...

Trump Invokes Defense Production Act To Boost Weapons Manufacturing

Satirical News admin - June 19, 2026

President Trump invoked the Defense Production Act to jumpstart the manufacture of munitions, an attempt to replenish weapon stockpiles...

PGA Announces All Caddies Must Be Leashed

Satirical News admin - June 19, 2026

Skip to content Space Pen Explodes Gay Man Comes Out To Cat Designated Driver Stoned Mom Sends Picture Of...

The Obama Presidential Center By The Numbers

Satirical News admin - June 19, 2026

After more than a decade of planning, the Barack Obama Presidential Center will open on June 19, 2026, in...

McDonald’s Warns Corporate Employees To Beware Emails From Sender Purporting To Be Grimace

Satirical News admin - June 19, 2026

CHICAGO—Telling staff never to click on any suspicious communications with blurred purple images, McDonald’s officials reportedly warned corporate employees...