Truth Social launched a subscription service allowing Wall Street firms to gain advanced access to Trump’s “market-moving” posts, receiving them milliseconds before the general public. What do you think?
“It’s almost like you’re right there in the bathroom with him!”
Johnny Nie, Cave Fumigator
“I keep saying I need more of his tweets, faster, and at a greater cost to me and my family.”
Gail Fletcher, Bill Stacker
“I already learned this news four milliseconds ago.”
Archie Zimmerman, Systems Analyst
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