LOS ANGELES—Staring down at the blank Microsoft Word screen with a hopeless expression on his face, Hollywood TV producer Ryan Murphy told reporters Friday that he was worried his worst ideas were now behind him. “Sometimes I look back and fear I’ll never be able to come up with anything that schlocky ever again,” said the 60-year-old Murphy, who became visibly emotional as memories of Monster, American Horror Story, and Glee flashed through his mind. “I’ve already cast Kim Kardashian twice—where else is there to go? Was All’s Fair my peak low? I hope not. But when I see The Beauty’s 71% on Rotten Tomatoes, it’s hard not to panic. What if my ideas for one-dimensional characters are completely tapped out? It would be awful if I had to sell out and abandon marketability in favor of depth.” At press time, Murphy was reportedly feeling newly inspired after typing out the words “gay 9/11.”
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