REVEALED – The Perfect Utopian Paradise For All Leftists

0
2

Leftists, Marxists, socialists, communists, green activists, wokists, anarcho-communists…whatever they deem to call themselves at any given time, you’re in luck because we have found the perfect utopian paradise and ideological fit for you.

This place offers everything that the leftists dream about every day.

  • EQUALITY – Every inmate is treated equally
  • FREE FOOD – Everyone is fed with equal amounts
  • FREE HEALTHCARE – No expense is spared
  • FREE CLOTHING – Just one uniform in equality with other prisoners
  • FREE EDUCATION – Study anything you want
  • FREE ANAL RAPE DAILY – The creme de la creme of leftist dreams
  • NO CARS OR PETROL – Absolute Net Zero Green Marxist heaven
  • NO RENT PAID – It’s all free, free, free

  Do you value freedom?

SUPPORT THE DAILY SQUIB We fight for freedom, justice, satire and coffee.
 
 

  • First they came for the Satirists
  • And I did not speak out
  • Then they came for the…
  • Disclaimer : This story is auto aggregated by a computer programme and has not been created or edited by DOWNTHENEWS. Publisher: dailysquib.co.uk