LEAWOOD, KS—Struggling to contain his shock and amazement Friday when he recognized a familiar face on TV, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce reportedly yelled to his fiancée, Taylor Swift, “Yo! Taylor! Have you seen this shit?” after happening upon a Lena Dunham sex scene for the first time. “You gotta see this. This is that girl you know! Right? I swear it looks exactly like her but with different hair,” the 11-time Pro Bowler said as he hurriedly rewound through a sex scene that had just occurred between Lena Dunham and Patrick Wilson in the HBO dramedy Girls, urging Swift to “come quick” to verify whether the nude woman on the screen was indeed her friend. “It’s Linda or whatever, isn’t it? I thought she looked super familiar, but I was like, ‘Nah, there’s no way that’s her.’ Damn, she’s crazy for this shit!” At press time, sources confirmed Kelce opted to change the channel only to later shout for Swift in disbelief yet again after making it halfway through a viewing of Tiny Furniture.
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