The Potomac River, a waterway that winds through the nation’s capital, is in the midst of an ecological crisis after one of the largest sewage spills in U.S. history, with over 240 million gallons of raw human waste threatening the health of the river and the safety of those who depend on it. What do you think?
“People hear ‘river of human shit’ and automatically assume the worst.”
Fiona Speller, Mulch Deliveryperson
“Don’t blame me. I bury my feces.”
Clay Wirtz, Unemployed
“Stop trying to be New York.”
Sebastian Tripoli, Box Packer
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