The Food and Drug Administration canceled a plan to regulate tanning salons that would have prohibited anyone under 18 from using a tanning bed and required adults to sign a waiver acknowledging the risks of skin cancer. What do you think?
“I want my daughter obsessed with her weight, not her complexion.”
Barry Dugas, Marshmallow Puffer
“Protecting minors isn’t this administration’s strong suit.”
Mauricio Zamora, Key-Chain Appraiser
“Why should old people hog all the cancer?”
Chloe Loos, Silver Polisher
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