Nick Offerman Visits Criterion Closet To Rebuild Shelves

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NEW YORK—In an eight-hour-long video posted Tuesday to the Criterion Collection’s YouTube channel, actor Nick Offerman can be seen paying a visit to the Criterion Closet to rebuild the film library’s shelves. “Don’t tell me you’ve been using particle board in here,” said the 55-year-old woodworker, who frowned, rolled up his sleeves, and began unshelving hundreds of Blu-rays and DVDs to create a clean and clear work area. “Ah, yes, it’s Ingmar Bergman’s Autumn Sonata—let’s put it in a stack over there with everything else. You call these wood shelves? Interesting. My pick is ‘Tear it down.’ You folks are just lucky I packed some hand tools in my carry-on.” The video concludes with Offerman applying an oil finish to the new custom black walnut shelves, briefly surveying his handiwork, and then leaving wordlessly.

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