HUNT VALLEY, MD—Hailing the product as a life-changing alternative for those in need of controlled withdrawal solutions, officials at packaged food giant McCormick & Co. introduced a first-of-its-kind smooth and hearty transdermal gravy patch Tuesday. “At McCormick, we know well the frustrations and difficult side effects that come with abrupt attempts to quit gravy, so we’ve created these unobtrusive, easy-to-apply patches to help you avoid withdrawal symptoms while slowly weaning your body off of thick, flavorful sauces,” company spokesperson Meghan DuCharme said of the slow-release patches, which work to taper off the amount of gravy being released into one’s system and come in a variety of flavors, including chicken, turkey, mushroom, and brown. “We know getting off gravy can be tough. If you’re someone whose dependence on gravy makes quitting a challenge, these over-the-counter patches deliver a full meal’s worth of savory goodness in a controlled dose so you can fully monitor how much gravy you’re taking in.” DuCharme stressed that users should rotate the gravy patch daily to avoid lumps in their bloodstream.
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