A study found that Japanese eels have two different types of sperm, shedding light on why fisheries encountered such low fertility rates during artificial insemination. What do you think?
“This explains a lot about my sexual experiences with eels.”
Dexter Marsh, Spelling Grader
“And let me guess, the eel claims neither kind requires a condom.”
Juliet Beil, Produce Lobbyist
“Yeah, good sperm and evil sperm, everyone has that.”
Grady Uelner, Tea Steeper
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