On Sunday, the same day as President Trump’s 80th birthday, the White House will host UFC Freedom 250 on the South Lawn. The Onion takes a look at the key facts and figures behind the unprecedented mixed martial arts event.
$1.2 million
Cost of restoring Thomas Jefferson’s original Octagon
5
Drinks before shirtless Pete Hegseth tries to join fight
7
Times mixed martial arts mentioned in Bill of Rights
2
Future Supreme Court justices on fight card
.001%
Likelihood fighter walks out to the theme from Will And Grace
13
Average ring girl age
8
Times Pope Leo has declined to attend
20
Starved lions on hand if things get slow
3
Women
9
Scattered teeth that will be found during next year’s White House Easter Egg Hunt
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