A flesh-eating fly known as New World screwworm has been found in livestock in Texas. Here’s everything you need to know about the parasitic pest.
Q: What is our government doing about screwworm?
A: They are currently negotiating with the highest-ranking screwworm representatives.
Q: Is this why my burger costs $25?
A: No, that’s because of the truffle oil.
Q: Is this charming little creature as adorable as it sounds?
A: Even more so, actually!
Q: What happens if you eat meat from an infected animal?
A: You’re eligible to work in the Trump administration.
Q: What can I do to help farmers affected by these infestations?
A: Eat more screwworms.
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