NEW YORK—Fastening the paper sign to a chair “just in case,” Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce reportedly reserved a seat at his wedding reception Monday for SpongeBob. “I know I shouldn’t get my hopes up and that Mr. SquarePants is a really busy guy, but man, it would be cool as hell if he did show up,” said the 36-year-old groom, who told reporters he had been doing double takes all day every time he saw a short guy in a tie out of the corner of his eye. “He doesn’t even need to bring a present, he can just give me a high-five and give an epic toast about jellyfishing. It’s a bit of a long shot, I know, but I’ve been throwing invitations into the ocean since last fall, so he’s had plenty of time to get the time off approved by Mr. Krabs.” At press time, Taylor Swift was reportedly expressing concern after noticing Kelce had moved the chair reserved for SpongeBob right between theirs at the head table.
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