Amid concerns over a $1.8 billion fund to compensate Jan. 6 rioters and his handling of the Epstein files, acting Attorney General Todd Blanche faces an uphill confirmation battle for the permanent job. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the Trump nominee.
Current Position: The most available one
Legal Field: Crony law
Controversies: In progress
Net Worth: 3.2 slush funds
Connection To Epstein: Just a fan
Resting Face: Just found out daughter is dating a Black guy
Childhood Imaginary Friend: Mr. Waffles the Executioner
Catchphrase: “Look out! It’s the Bat!”
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