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Fired General Warned Of Missile Shortages Before Iran War

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Gen. Randy George, the Army chief of staff since ousted by Defense Secretary Hegseth, warned of critically low stockpiles of U.S. interceptor missiles two months before the Iran War started, estimating the shortage would last until 2030. What do you think?

“Rookie mistake. You’re supposed to save the life-or-death stuff for the tell-all memoir.”

Travis Bleck, Clothesline Stringer


“I’m supposed to believe someone who can’t even hold down a job?”

Matthias Satchwill, Foosball Statistician


“That’s why you should never have more than two forever wars going at a time.”

Gabrielle Masinde, Weather Balloonist

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