Girl group Katseye is nominated for two awards at the 2026 Grammys, including Best New Artist. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the group.
Genre: Popular girl’s bat mitzvah
Number Of Members: Four full-time and two who don’t know they’e part-time
Biggest Hit: “She’ll Be Coming ’Round The Mountain”
Fandom Name: Consumers
Reality Series Where They Met: Ice Road Truckers
Accolades: Own Wikipedia page
Record Contract: Onerous
Why They’re Always Standing Like That: Huddling for warmth
How To Join: Send resume to JoinTheTeam@KatsyeMusic.com
First Member To Go Solo: Whoever survives the bus crash
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