CLEVELAND—As the pair crossed their fingers and stared longingly at the jumbotron, reports confirmed Sunday that siblings Henry and Daniel Komack were both currently praying they would be featured on Rocket Arena’s kiss cam. “Come on, come on, I want this more than anything,” whispered Henry Komack, 15, his breath trembling as he and his 13-year-old brother anxiously watched couple after couple lock lips on the screen, desperately yearning for the camera to land on them before the Cavaliers–Hornets game resumed, thus providing one perfect chance for them to finally experience the long-ached-for sensation of their soft lips and playful, flitting tongues coming together in unbridled, forbidden passion. “Great, another elderly couple. Come on, hurry up. God, hurry up. Show the next one already. I can feel Daniel’s heat next to me. I can feel it in the air. My heart is pounding so hard. Let me take him, please. Let us take each other. Please. Please. Please. Please. God, let me kiss him.” At press time, the kiss cam had reportedly landed on the brothers and, being good sports, they immediately complied, intertwining their mouths and tongues with ravenous, breathless abandon—mashing, tasting, and surrendering to the moment as the crowd roared with approval.
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