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The Last Normal Kid in Hollywood

All Hollywood celebrity kids are now trans, so what does a kid do in that environment when you’re just you…normal?Max, 14, son of an...

Sober October Ends As Deer Realizes Apple He Just Ate Fermented

SPENCER, TN—Frustrated at breaking a three-week streak of alcohol abstinence, a white-tailed deer expressed annoyance Monday upon realizing he could not complete his goal...
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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe

ATLANTA—Saying the novelty decoration would add the perfect touch to Halloween yard displays, the Home Depot announced Friday it...

Survey: 1 In 5 High Schoolers Knows Someone Who Has Had An AI Relationship

A new survey found that nearly one in five high schoolers say they or someone they know has had...

Inside the ‘Simpsons’ Writers’ Room of Last Night’s ‘Treehouse of Horror XXXVI’

Second only to tick-or-treating, The Simpsons’ annual “Treehouse of Horror” episode is a true holiday tradition, and last night’s new trio...

Only British People Exposed and Punished by Epstein Files

Funny thing, innit, it’s only British people who are exposed, and their lives ruined by the Epstein Files. The...

It Took A ‘Treehouse of Horror’ Apocalypse to Bring the Simpsons Back to the Kwik-E-Mart

The Simpsons newest Halloween-themed episode, “Treehouse of Horror XXXVI,” features killer lard monsters, possessed apes and post-apocalyptic marauders, but...

This Oscar Winner Just Became the Latest Actress to Voice Maggie Simpson

This article contains spoilers for “Treehouse of Horror XXXVI.”The least loquacious member of the Simpson family is obviously Maggie,...