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How To Join ICE

Satirical News admin - October 20, 2025

As Immigration and Customs Enforcement seeks to increase its presence across the country, the agency is actively recruiting new agents to carry out the...

Katy Perry Releases New Single About Superiority Of Canadian Manufacturing

Satirical News admin - October 20, 2025

MONTECITO, CA—Signaling a new chapter in her career, pop star Katy Perry released a new single Monday about the superiority of Canadian manufacturing. “When...

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The Last Normal Kid in Hollywood

Satirical News admin - October 20, 2025

All Hollywood celebrity kids are now trans, so what does a kid do in that environment when you’re just...

Survey: 1 In 5 High Schoolers Knows Someone Who Has Had An AI Relationship

Satirical News admin - October 20, 2025

A new survey found that nearly one in five high schoolers say they or someone they know has had...

Sober October Ends As Deer Realizes Apple He Just Ate Fermented

Satirical News admin - October 20, 2025

SPENCER, TN—Frustrated at breaking a three-week streak of alcohol abstinence, a white-tailed deer expressed annoyance Monday upon realizing he...

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe

Satirical News admin - October 20, 2025

ATLANTA—Saying the novelty decoration would add the perfect touch to Halloween yard displays, the Home Depot announced Friday it...

Inside the ‘Simpsons’ Writers’ Room of Last Night’s ‘Treehouse of Horror XXXVI’

Satirical News admin - October 20, 2025

Second only to tick-or-treating, The Simpsons’ annual “Treehouse of Horror” episode is a true holiday tradition, and last night’s new trio...

Only British People Exposed and Punished by Epstein Files

Satirical News admin - October 20, 2025

Funny thing, innit, it’s only British people who are exposed, and their lives ruined by the Epstein Files. The...