NASHUA, NH—Suddenly breaking his silence to extol the virtues of the decades-old HBO series, local dad Henry Breckner reportedly ended a 17-minute lapse in conversation Thursday by saying “Deadwood—now that’s a great show.” “What made Bullock such a great character was that he had a fierce temper, but also a strong sense of justice, which could get you into all sorts of trouble in a town like Deadwood,” said Breckner, with witnesses stressing that the 53-year-old cut into the lengthy lull around the dinner table to express his enthusiasm for the Western, which ran from 2004 to 2006, despite it lacking any apparent connection to a recent topic of discussion. “[David] Milch really caught lightning in a bottle with that one. Al Swearengen could be one tough son of a bitch, but Ian McShane played him with real humanity. The Gem was a home for a lot of folks in its own strange way. Of course the dialogue was outstanding. ‘Limberdick.’ What a piece of language. And that ensemble: Charlie Utter, Calamity Jane, good ol’ Sol. Not to mention the wonderful Brad Dourif. Try and find a better fight scene than Dan Dority taking on Captain Turner. I’ll tell you right now, you can’t.” At press time, witnesses reported that Breckner had woken his family in the middle of the night to add that the Deadwood movie was “a pretty great ending to a fantastic series.”
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