In what interior designers are calling “an offence against both taste and humanity,” recently resurfaced photos of Jeffrey Epstein’s private island have sparked a new consensus online: whatever else history remembers, the décor alone deserves its own tribunal.
Grotesque
The images, which show a chaotic blend of faux-classical columns, discount spa chic, and what appears to be a desperate attempt at budget Versailles, have left experts stunned.
“It’s not minimalist. It’s not maximalist,” said one horrified design consultant. “It’s confused. This is what happens when money, ego, and zero guidance from an interior decorator collide.”
Observers noted an aggressive use of white marble in places where white marble has no business being, paired with lighting best described as “haunted dentist’s office.” The overall aesthetic suggests a man who owned too many mirrors and trusted none of them to tell him the truth.
One viral comment summed it up succinctly:
“Money can buy silence, planes, and islands — but apparently not taste.”
While the internet continues to debate the symbolism of the architecture, most agree on one thing: if evil had an Airbnb listing, this would be the kind of place where the photos look unsettling before you read the reviews.
Designers everywhere are now urging billionaires to do one simple thing before building private islands:
Hire a professional. Or at least a friend with honesty.
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