Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents have been deployed to 14 airports across the country amid record-high TSA wait times. Here are all the ways ICE officers are assisting the Transportation Security Administration.
Overseeing the removal of shoes, belts, and abuelas
Scanning passports with shredders
Confiscating, then brandishing dangerous items
Translating TSA’s irritated mumbles into threatening grunts
Assuming all milling-around duties
Culling weaker travelers when lines get too long
Commiserating about failing the police academy
Drinking any shampoo that exceeds the carry-on volume limit
Bragging to TSA about how nice it is to be getting paid
Simplifying the customs interview to one question about skull size
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