EAST HAMPTON, NY—In an effort to maintain a safe and respectful environment on set, Food Network host Ina Garten reportedly brought in an intimacy coordinator Friday to supervise a shot with a fresh lemon tart. “Where should I put my hands?” said the 78-year-old Garten, who emphasized the importance of keeping everything professional with carefully staged choreography between herself and the shortbread pastry. “Okay, I’ll stay on this side of the parchment paper, and it can stay on that side. And can we do a few rehearsals so we can both get used to exactly what I’m doing with my mouth? I want it so I can really be in the moment when we start rolling. I apologize in advance if my moans are too loud.” At press time, sources reported that Garten had called for a closed set in order to film a scene with a juicy spatchcocked chicken.
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