MONTREAL—Admitting that he initially felt a little shy about storing his toiletries there, former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau told reporters Friday that he was finally comfortable enough to keep an extra jar of his brown face paint at girlfriend Katy Perry’s house. “Things have gotten pretty serious between us, and having my own race impersonation makeup there is so much more convenient than remembering to pack it every time I stay over,” said Trudeau, who explained that he always kept paint on hand in case an Arabian Nights-themed party or gala came up. “I was so nervous when I accidentally left it on her nightstand last week—what if she thought the relationship was moving too fast? But Katy said I can keep as much brownface there as I want. She even cleared space in her closet for my spare turbans and scimitars! Of course, she’s welcome to use them, too.” Trudeau confirmed that he returned the favor by encouraging Perry to keep one of her Japanese kimonos at his place.
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