“Looksmaxxing,” a new trend that can involve jaw exercises, steroid use, and extreme cosmetic procedures, has taken off among many boys and young men. The Onion dispels common myths surrounding looksmaxxing.
MYTH: Regularly exercising your jaw muscles can make them bigger.
FACT: The most effective way to change your face shape is to contract mumps.
MYTH: Looksmaxxing is a troubling component of incel subculture.
FACT: Looksmaxxing is probably the least troubling part of incel subculture.
MYTH: If you have a negative canthal tilt, women will find you repulsive.
FACT: If you won’t shut the fuck up about canthal tilts, women will find you repulsive.
MYTH: Looksmaxxing is an unhealthy grasp for control amid economic and social instability.
FACT: Sounds like someone just got mogged.
MYTH: Limb-lengthening surgery is a reasonable option for men who want to be taller.
FACT: You can achieve far better results tying yourself between two horses.
MYTH: Looksmaxxing is a repackaging of body dysmorphia for men.
FACT: Looksmaxxing is a repackaging of body dysmorphia for everyone.
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