SAN FRANCISCO—Heralding what it called a “bold new age” in warping the mind of the nation’s elderly leader, OpenAI introduced a new premium video generator Thursday marketed toward White House advisors manipulating President Donald Trump. “Our new Stephen video generator is an easy, user-friendly text-to-video model that can create clips up to two minutes long and will easily trick the commander-in-chief into believing Mexico has deployed nuclear weapons on the U.S. border,” said OpenAI CEO Sam Altman, who revealed that the cutting-edge software had been trained on footage of protests, riots, immigrant arrests, and media interviews with Democratic politicians. “Stephen can create complex, detailed scenes of tattooed Guatemalan gang members robbing a child’s lemonade stand that can easily fool President Trump. We’ve seen incredible interest from White House aides and senior officials, who would like to generate dozens of videos a day to convince President Trump to arrest critical journalists or carpet bomb Brazil. All aides have to do is upload photos of Elizabeth Warren or Hakeem Jeffries and then make them do or say whatever they want. We’ve also added much more control for users, allowing aides to easily customize videos to meet their specific propaganda needs: Get creative and show Christians being buried alive on the streets of Africa, or homeless encampments in the Statue of Liberty. Or just have some fun with it and make a video of China landing on the moon. With the kind of influence and productivity Stephen enables, you could go from an assistant to a senior White House advisor in months. Of course, OpenAI’s mission is for all humanity to benefit, so we’ve added a security layer that asks ‘Are you sure?’ before generating a video of a Haitian immigrant barbecuing a baby.” At press time, Vice President JD Vance had reportedly been arrested after a dozen different White House employees generated videos of him protesting ICE and burning an American flag.
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