Markwayne Mullin has been nominated to succeed Kristi Noem as the secretary of homeland security. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the senator from Oklahoma.
Ethnicity: Brother-in-Law
Raised By: Momwayne, Dadwayne
Known For: Being forcibly dragged off your flight
Humanizing Quality: Hates Rand Paul
Dream Job: special envoy for the Shield of the Americas
Fighting Style: Brazilian why-I-oughta
Could Pull Off An Earring: You know what? Yeah.
Difference From Noem: Would have killed the dog with bare hands
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