President Trump’s border czar, Tom Homan, was recently tapped to lead ICE’s highly publicized deportation campaign in Minnesota. The Onion takes a look at Homan’s background.
Head Weight: 66 pounds
Ideology: Fundamentalist Punisher fan
Least Favorite Haplogroup: Q-M242
Role In Project 2025: Genetic source for cloned ICE agents
Favorite Part Of Job: Working with kids
Bribery Price: Sliding scale
Favorite Pickup Line: “Show me your papers.”
Pet Peeve: Stephen Miller rolling his eyes when asked what “physiognomy” means
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