United Airlines announced it will begin removing passengers from flights who refuse to wear headphones when listening to content on their personal devices, claiming that such behavior could lead to a permanent ban. What do you think?
“Why can’t 150 other people just use earplugs?”
Jerry Klanac, Unemployed
“First they came for the barefoot, and I said nothing.”
Regina Felder, Shirt Appraiser
“How the hell am I supposed to practice my oboe with headphones?”
Conrad Urquhart, Garland Hanger
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