The hunt is already on for a replacement for Keir Starmer in the leadership race to the most destructive, sclerotic, and incompetent government ever to have shat on Britain.
Who will it be?
- Commie Shister Mancunion – Comes from up North and revels in their regional accent. Wants to totally sniff out all wealth in Britain. Likes Tetley and endorses transgender paedophilia.
- Commie Trotskyst Wanker – A staunch communist autocrat who goes by the book and likes to spend as much time on international flights as possible spreading the call for global communism.
- Commie Leninist POS – Wants people who save money to have their bank accounts plundered and put to work in the gulag. Likes to eat raw salt from large buckets.
- Commie Marxist Cunt – Reads Karl Marx books daily and follows Marxist doctrine by the book. Nationalise everything and ban commerce and capitalism.
- Commie Marxist Green Eco Activist – Wants everyone recycled in bins.
- Commie Fucking Wanker – Just a simple communist who wants everyone in the UK to be equal in poverty except for high party members, unions, and civil servants of the Big State.
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