SAN BRUNO, CA—Expressing surprise and delight at the notion that gals could also shred, dozens of YouTube users who stumbled upon the Mousers’ cover of Bikini Kill’s “Rebel Girl” revealed Wednesday that they were astounded to learn chicks were able to rock too. “Wow, it turns out that ladies can play some pretty heavy riffs,” user BigJim84 wrote about the all-female punk band, adding that even though the women couldn’t rock as hard as a guy, they could still rock pretty hard. “It’s cool to see a woman wailing on a guitar. I’m all for girl power! Usually female musicians aren’t very good—I listened to Björk once, and that music didn’t rock at all. I guess Fleetwood Mac was decent, though the most talented musicians in that band were definitely the dudes. But these chicks were clearly in it for more than just getting a boyfriend. Thank God their dads introduced them to good music!” The YouTube users then headed over to the comment section of a Laurie Anderson video and announced that any artist who used a computer in production was not a real musician.
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