Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a directive lifting the requirement that U.S. service members receive the flu vaccine, citing “medical autonomy.” What do you think?
“I hope the enemy will take the time to say ‘bless you.’”
Alejandro Cortez, Paint Consultant

“Well, we didn’t recruit them to live.”
Kara Lim, Chandelier Hanger

“Some soldiers fight better with active diarrhea.”
Shawn Camacho, Mailbox Stuffer
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