A 3-year-old giraffe is missing after escaping a ranch in Texas two weeks ago, with search helicopters turning up nothing. What do you think?
“This is why you always walk your giraffe on a leash.”
Alice Beale, Cactus Farmer
“She’s probably a burger by now.”
Steve Frantz, Tire Inflater
“Maybe they need a more specific description?”
Chuck Staub, Glass Duster
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