WASHINGTON—In an effort to get ahead of the forthcoming criticisms of how they squandered such a commanding lead in the polls, the Democratic National Committee released a preemptive autopsy Tuesday into why their party lost the 2026 midterm elections. “Upon careful analysis, it’s clear our organization is going to bungle messaging in late October, costing us many key races across the nation,” said DNC chair Ken Martin, identifying the multitude of errors the Democratic Party expected it would make in the next four weeks. “While there’s no time left to defeat the GOP in the upcoming election, we’re hoping this pre-postmortem can serve as a guide to Democrats as we start gearing up to bungle the next presidential race. It’s tough to admit when you’re going to be wrong, but we can only hope we’ll learn from the mistakes we’ll absolutely be making over the next month.” Martin added that the main issue for Democrats was failing to put more resources into abandoning all their principles.
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