Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and MAHA influencers have promoted the use of peptides, short-chain amino acids with a range of purported but often unsubstantiated health benefits. The Onion examines the pros and cons of these supplements.
PRO
Have met same rigorous safety standards as Kranked XXXtreme Nuclear Berry Preworkout
Something interesting to talk about on next Hinge date
Survivors might enjoy enhanced health and fitness
Injecting unvetted substances better than injecting nothing at all
New thing to blame when health remains bad
CON
Would need to learn what peptides are
Some unregulated peptides have yet to be officially approved by Joe Rogan
Don’t get to choose which Kennedy you’ll look like
Fewer pig bones available for glue production
Unable to tell if you’re getting too much or too little arsenic without an ingredient list
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