Even after 250 years of government of the people, by the people, and for the people, democracy remains a hotly contested topic worldwide. The Onion examines the pros and cons of self-governance.
PRO
Still has alluringly exotic hint of Greece to it
Just 30 minutes of voting burns 600 calories
Any form of government that elevated Robert Mugabe to power can’t be all bad
The Rock gets a say
Can sublimate rage from custody battle into civic engagement
One more thing we have that salamanders don’t
CON
Candidates always too good to pick just one
Myanmar getting by just fine without it
Online poll named our baby “Jughead”
The Irish get a say
Puts Peter Thiel in one of his moods
Never get to shout “His Majesty shall hear of this!”
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