Jill Biden has released View From The East Wing, a memoir detailing her time as first lady of the United States. Here are the book’s biggest revelations:
Knew from first time she met Joe that he had what it takes to become president, succumb to hubris, and be publicly humiliated
Would feed pieces of Secret Service member flesh under table to Major Biden
Raised agnostic, despite seeing her dad hit an angel with his truck
Taught English to help pay the outrageous White House rent
Regrets downplaying her husband’s health issues after seeing him sneeze out his whole skeleton
Wouldn’t say no to joint Netflix deal like one Barack and Michelle got
Couldn’t help feeling relieved that Hunter’s substance abuse distracted from her own harrowing meth addiction saga
Voted for Bernie twice
Expects to be single and primed for sexual journey within five years
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