A meta-analysis of existing research found that cat owners had an increased risk of schizophrenia-related disorders, concluding that those exposed to cats had twice the likelihood of developing psychosis. What do you think?
“You try not developing a few schizophrenic tendencies when your best friend moves as if they’re nothing but smoke and shadow.”
Leandro Archuletta, Trapeze Repairman
“So? Have you seen how cute Oreo looks in a bow tie?”
Elijah Perez, Unemployed
“They’ll fuck up your vertical blinds, too.”
Morgan Joiner, Twig Snapper
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