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Labour Mourns Downfall of Leftist Celebrity Hero Russell Brand

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The leftists and Marxists are in mourning today as another one of their celebrity icons wakes up in jail after being convicted for historic...

Trump To Cut Off Aid To Israel

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President Trump announced the U.S. would terminate $4 billion in aid to Israel at the end of the year, claiming “they don’t need it.”...
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Convicted Rapist Russell Brand to go to Prison

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Oh dearie wearie, a bit of anal rapey has been happening, and to this end sentences were passed today...

Bain Capital Acquires Tibetan Buddhism For $35 Million

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DHARAMSHALA, INDIA—In a move that adds diverse value to the global investment firm’s holdings,  Bain Capital announced Thursday the...

Alex Garland Regrets Blowing Most Of ‘Elden Ring’ Budget On DEX

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NEW YORK—Voicing concern that he had misallocated much of the $200 million A24 had provided, director Alex Garland made...

Tips For Writing A Novel

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The National Book Awards will take place Nov. 18, with novelists Edwidge Danticat and Hannah Lillith Assadi among the...

Nation Watches Helplessly As 2028 Election Cycle Begins

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WASHINGTON—Exhibiting a growing sense of panic as screens lit up with rumors and speculation about potential candidates, the nation...

Melania Trump Drops Accent While Visiting Parents In Iowa Hometown

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LE MARS, IA—As she spoke of how excited she was to take a break from her White House duties...
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