The NFL schedule release used to just be a graphic and a tweet.
Now it’s NFL social media teams’ Super Bowl.
On Thursday night, every NFL franchise dropped its annual 2026 schedule release video and once again the internet turned into a war zone of memes, easter eggs, and copyright-adjacent parodies of classic movies and TV shows.
Somewhere along the way, NFL teams realized fans don’t just want to see the schedules anymore. They want cinema. They want art. They want inside jokes so obscure you’ll only find them on Reddit threads and YouTube comments.
And every year the bar gets higher.
Which means somewhere inside the LA Chargers facility, a sleep-deprived video editor is already working on next year’s masterpiece.
So after sitting through all 32 videos — yes, all of them — here are The California Post’s official rankings for the 2026 NFL schedule release videos:
1. Los Angeles Chargers
Nobody does schedule release videos better than the Chargers.
Nobody.
This year’s “Halo” parody wasn’t just a spoof. It was a full-scale production that looked identical to the actual video game. What set it apart from all the rest was its creativity, attention to detail, production value, easter eggs, understanding of internet culture, subtle references, and of course its unparalleled ability to troll their opponents.
The Chargers once again weaponized the internet better than any team in sports. And yes, they went after the Mike Vrabel-Dianna Russini scandal, and were the only team to do it. They even shouted out us with a “NY Post sent you a message” pop-up notification. You’ll have to watch it several times to get all the jokes, but it was a 10 out of 10. No notes.
2. New York Giants
Jameis Winston as “Winston van Gogh” trying to paint NFL opponents while diehard Giants fans tried to guess them in a wild game of Pictionary with free tickets on the line? Perfection.
3. Indianapolis Colts
After last year’s accidentally controversial Minecraft parody, the Colts came back and totally redeemed themselves. Their Simpsons-themed intro sequence was loaded with easter eggs.
Bart Simpson writing “We will not include Tyreek Hill in these videos” on the chalkboard was elite damage control comedy and proved sometimes the best way to laugh is at yourself.
4. Cleveland Browns
The Browns went full retro with a Street Fighter parody and honestly? Respect.
5. Tennessee Titans
The Titans spoof of Gerald Hudson’s viral celebrity-lookalike videos shows the team continues to understand internet culture better than most NFL franchises.
6. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Bert Kreischer and Baker Mayfield carried a ridiculous “Baywatch” parody that somehow perfectly matched Tampa’s identity.
7. Washington Commanders
They understood the assignment with the middle-school science fair and “Billy Nye” energy.
8. Minnesota Vikings
They leaned into the ulra-high fine dining restaurant parody experience. It was smart, pretentious, and made us hungry. Oh, and it had a Chris Jericho cameo.
9. New York Jets
The Jets somehow made arts and crafts feel cinematic, turning paint strokes into one of the day’s surprises.
10. Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta nailed the old-school “This is SportsCenter” vibe.
11. Los Angeles Rams
The “Napoleon Dynamite” spoof worked mostly because the Rams leaned fully into awkwardness and subtle Chargers jealousy jokes.
12. San Francisco 49ers
The sitcom-through-the-decades idea was ambitious, nostalgic and visually clean.
13. Seattle Seahawks
A fake luxury fragrance commercial shouldn’t have worked this well, but Seattle’s did.
14. Green Bay Packers
The claymation style looked incredible, but the storyline lacked bite.
15. Kansas City Chiefs
“QVChiefs” had genuine laugh-out-loud moments, but it dragged on a little too long.
16. Dallas Cowboys
The secret-agent “Tyler Intelligence Agency” concept felt bizarre, overly complicated and weirdly self-important.
17. Las Vegas Raiders
The “Step Brothers” parody had clever moments and solid Kirk Cousins jokes.
18. Arizona Cardinals
Big Red roasting opposing mascots gave out strong Saturday morning cartoon energy.
19. Chicago Bears
Rome Odunze’s painting carried the concept, but the Bob Ross impression felt distractingly off.
20. Denver Broncos
Peyton Manning remains charming, but Denver keeps recycling the same formula.
21. Detroit Lions
Minimalist and intensely Dan Campbell. No fluff, no jokes, no creativity — just bulletin-board material.
22. New Orleans Saints
The weather broadcast setup was creative enough, but even the celebrity cameos couldn’t save it.
23. Cincinnati Bengals
The Bengals leaned heavily into dramatic narration.
24. Pittsburgh Steelers
Pittsburgh absolutely nailed local “yinzer” culture, though many jokes probably confused anyone living outside western Pennsylvania.
25. Carolina Panthers
Blowing up opponents with explosions was juvenile, dumb and oddly entertaining.
26. Baltimore Ravens
The “Wedding Crashers” parody borrowed the title more than the movie itself.
27. Houston Texans
Brian Cushing screaming through increasingly chaotic audition tapes felt more exhausting than funny.
28. Miami Dolphins
Rick Ross saved this from complete disaster.
29. Buffalo Bills
The brainstorming-session concept felt like watching bad ideas survive multiple meetings only to become the final product.
30. New England Patriots
A GoPro, a roller coaster and players yelling opponents’ names. That’s it.
31. Jacksonville Jaguars
Trevor Lawrence getting his hair cut somehow became painfully boring television.
32. Philadelphia Eagles
Fourteen minutes of players opening envelopes around a conference table felt like punishment.
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