Commissar Cunt (real name: Jenny-Riddell Carpenter) has called for a national cull of all black Labradors whom she has labelled as far-right scum.
“Comrades, I may have a double-barrelled name myself, but colleagues and ordinary people know me as Commissar Cunt because I am such a lovely person who brings joy to everyone and everything.
“I am here to announce that all black Labradors will be forcibly culled and processed into Net Zero Juice across the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain.
“These dogs are far-right, and they symbolise the far-right fascist British countryside, wellington boots, cosey pub fires and the evil capitalist landed gentry who are the enemy of our soviet socialist/communist Labour Big State and welfare state loving mass immigration open-door communist Stasi state.
“If you own a black Labrador, you too will be processed into Net Zero Juice!
“Thank you for your compliance, and if you don’t like it, tough, you rotten right-wing bastards.”
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