The inaugural Enhanced Games, consisting of weightlifting, swimming, and sprinting, were held, which allowed competitors to take performance-enhancing drugs in hopes of pushing the limits of human achievement. What do you think?
“Eat shit, indomitable human spirit—it’s drugs’ time to shine.”
Tony Skow, Recipe Auditor
“These are great role models for kids who don’t have time to work hard and apply themselves.”
Brenda Pool, Wire Spooler
“Let’s dispense with the human element and just see which drugs are strongest.”
Garrett Horvath, Unemployed
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