France recorded the hottest day ever in its history, with temperatures reaching a high of 44.3 degrees Celsius (or 111.7 degrees Fahrenheit) as a brutal heat wave continues to engulf Western Europe. What do you think?
“Heat stroke has never sounded so romantic!”
Ruby Olguin, Casino Custodian
“No human being should have to live like an Australian.”
Chris Eyre, Sauce Taster
“And thousands of miles from the nearest Speed Stick.”
Russ Brockmeyer, Elbow Patcher
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