MINNEAPOLIS—Nonchalantly bringing up the act of violent resistance while discussing a fun evening she had with her friends, local mom Rebecca Peters casually mentioned Wednesday to her son Miles that her bunco group had thrown Molotov cocktails at ICE the previous week. “Yeah, me and the bunco gals lit a few liquor bottles on fire and tossed them at ICE agents the other day, and I won $5 in our game!” said Peters, adding that her “lucky roll” of three sixes was the “highlight” of a lively Friday spent drinking mojitos and immolating masked federal immigration officers. “Did any of the agents die? Oh, I don’t know, sweetie. I didn’t really stick around long enough to notice. Sandra stabbed one of those fellas in the throat, I think, and he didn’t get up. But like I was saying, I’ll be hosting bunco next week, and you should come! We need someone to fill in for Leslie after she threw out her back tossing that Molotov. Can I write you in as a ‘maybe?’” At press time, Peters insisted that if Miles couldn’t make it for bunco, he should at least join them for making pipe bombs.
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