EDMOND, OK—Saying she was now forced to totally reassess a person she had once held in the highest esteem, local woman Sara Vogler confirmed Monday that her respect for longtime friend Darci Strouse had plummeted after reading a book Strouse enthusiastically recommended. “She said she’s read this fucking book a dozen times and that it had a huge influence on who she is as a human being,” Vogler told reporters, adding that the book was so shockingly bad, she was now second-guessing all the advice she had ever received from Strouse on work, relationships, or any other topic. “There’s not a single decent word in this thing, which, by the way, cost 35 bucks. Seriously, I don’t even know if I want Darci in my life anymore, because anytime I see her, I’ll just be remembering she said this unreadable piece of shit felt like it was written just for her. Honestly, the most insulting part is that she thought I’d really like it too. I mean, what the fuck does she think of me?” At press time, after telling Strouse she had enjoyed the book in order to spare her friend’s feelings, Vogler was eagerly handed the next volume in the seven-part series.
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