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Toys ‘R’ Us To Open 120 Stores To Appeal To Adult Collectors

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Toys ‘R’ Us announced the opening of 120 stores, a comeback for the once-bankrupt retailer hoping to capitalize on a growing number of adult toy collectors. What do you think?

“l, too, recently declared bankruptcy then got really into Funko Pops.”

Amirah Hirani, Roller Rink Owner


“I hope they’ll be providing a post I can tie my child to while I shop.”

Leo Skaggs, Celebrity Podiatrist


“Most kids can’t appreciate the complex narrative possibilities of the See ’N Say.”

Colton Ott, Strobe Light Operator

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